I have made things and you will all suffer for it. First things first:

Title: Candlelight and Roses
Pairing: Five/Ainley!Master
Word count: 743
Rating: PG
Prompt: This anon meme prompt: Five is having a terrible day and the Master does something sweet and lovely to cheer him up.
Summary: A rotten week sees a perfect ending.
Warnings: Oh my goodness fluff ( Read more... )

In the fine tradition of elviaprose's "The Highwayman" and tweedymcgee's "The Raven" parodies...

Title: Ainley of Shalott
Author: ForAllLove
Pairing: Five/Ainley!Master
Word count: 1063
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which Tennyson is ripped off, and contains rather more aliens than before.
Warnings: Poetry (yes, this is a warning), magic, and tasteful hints towards goings-on. And ( Read more... )

Some Delgado!Master in the tradition of Liz Taylor's Cleopatra for the Best Enemies Historical Challenge. Do ignore the absolutely rubbish background.


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Two poems and two drabbles are all very well, but I'm extending this challenge to end Sunday night, BST, because I have not yet had any costume porn or hilarious art out of you. I EXPECT BETTER, FRANKLY. WHERE IS THREE'S CANON PROPENSITY TO DRESS IN DRAG BEING HILARIOUSLY EXPLOITED TO PUT HIM IN A MARIE ANTOINETTE COSTUME BECAUSE HE HAS THE HAIR ( Read more... )

So, this was my attempt at the b_e historical challenge.  It was supposed to be an epic retelling of the Butterfly Lovers myth, except the Master was having none of that plot and the Doctor was too lazy to do anything other than snark.  Which left me with SWP, which is rather like Porn Without Plot, except with snark instead of sex.  Since I've ( Read more... )

What's that you say? You've always wanted a mashup of "Time Crash" with "The Raven"?

I'm not sure exactly how historical this is, but it had to be done. Also it is surely the fault of elviaprose, whose Three/Delgado "Highwayman" parody was made of finest win.

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Apologies are due to Mister Noyes for what I have done to his poem. With the historical challenge to tempt me, I simply couldn't resist. The poem you'll find beneath the cut is what I imagine might have happened if Noyes had adapted "The Mind of Evil" to suit his poetic fancy. I suppose I also owe Don Hughton an apology, for what I have done to ( Read more... )

LO, for many moons you have gone unchallenged! In vain you have wandered these internets, sighing despondently, wondering if there would ever come an opportunity to produce fanworks worthy of your MIGHTY SKILL!! But hark, what is this on the horizon? What rises, sun-dappled, gleaming with either the morning dew or the sweet, hopeful tears of all ( Read more... )